Stephanie Linus Daily

Tag: Joke of the day

  • Fun Time!!! Joke Of The Day

    Another weekend is here and I decided to have a good start of my weekend by reading one of Akpos crazy jokes. This made me laugh out loud and I hope you’ll enjoy it too.

    “After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated them and asked them why them were fighting…

    AKPOS: This idiot copied me during the maths exam!

    MUSA: Copy? He’s lying! I didn’t write anything! My answer booklet was blank before I submitted!

    AKPOS: You copied my blank answers! Because I didn’t write anything on my answer booklet too before I submitted!”

  • Joke Of The Day

    A poor man comes up to the front door of a very expensive house and knocks gently on the door. When the rich owner answers, the poor man asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.”

    The owner says, “I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I’ve never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal.”

    So the poor man goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, “Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in.”

    The poor man says, “Thank you very much. But there’s something that I think you should know. It’s not a porch you got there. It’s a BMW.”