I’m Loving!

The first time I read Eko Dialogue I knew I had to meet the author. Joy Isi Bewaji is an amazing writer, very witty and smart with words. Eko Dialogue is one of those pert books that gives you a real connection with Eko (Lagos). Joy explores the many voices that boom through this lovable but chaotic environment. When you read it, you can hear and smell Lagos through her detailed description of the metropolis. She’s the content manager/editor of my fabulous blog (heehee!) and we have a great working relationship and have been friends for a couple of years now.

Eko Dialogue is a collection of short stories, and the shortest story(actually an anecdote) threw me off my chair!

It is titled “Frustration-in-law”:

A father-in-law’s list of requirements to his son-in-law to be…

3 bags of rice. 3 bags of salt. 2 healthy cows. 1 pigeon. 5 white cowries. One feather from the bum of a penguin. An elephant trunk. The tail of a zebra. A fang of a crocodile. A scoop of sand from the river bank of Mississippi. A box of assorted lace material. One needle. 6 gallons of palm oil. One crab. One tortoise. A box of chocolate. A drum of diesel. 50 litres of kerosene. N5,000 MTN voucher. Educational funding for two of wife-to-be’s younger siblings. Five hundred thousand naira dowry. And a strand of pubic hair (yours please!)

LOOOOOOOL!!! She’s working on her next book. I can’t wait!

– Stephanie

 

Comments

  1. tigregy Avatar
    tigregy

    Buhahahahahahaha…veeery hilarious i muss say,i must get a copy fast,sure your day has been fab,have fun!love ya!

  2. Moses Avatar
    Moses

    LOL! Hilarious! I heard about the book when it came out. I even attended one of the book readings organised at Silverbird Lifestyle store for Joy and some other authors. But didnt get to buy a copy. I read a lot of Joy’s articles everywhere. she’s a good.

  3. Obioma JD LEONARD Avatar

    Doz request were crucial and awkward,y didnt he request for a dead body.wel dt lady is tryng alot,kudos

  4. Patrick M. Ezechukwu Avatar
    Patrick M. Ezechukwu

    I have not read any of joy’s book, but i will try to look for this book.
    Now for the father-inlaw he dont wont the gay to marry her douther. No man with he’s true sense will make such a request from his son-sinlaw.
    If im tha gay will ask the lady to go and talk to her parent or we call it quite.

    1. Buttercup! Avatar
      Buttercup!

      Just read your comment and I’m speechless…

      1. Tunde Avatar
        Tunde

        LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! The list probably turned him “gay”.

        1. Buttercup! Avatar
          Buttercup!

          That’s probably the only logical explanation…hehe.

        2. Saved Avatar

          OMG, a serious Gay or Bishop, that will never want to hear about marriage

  5. theresa Avatar
    theresa

    lol…is d girl a mermaid
    God bless Joy

    1. Buttercup! Avatar
      Buttercup!

      Hahaha…my thoughts exactly!

  6. Jenny baby Avatar

    Very hilarious I mean funny…hv bin hving readin block for a while so I tink I will ginger my readin habit with this book…jst this chapter got me all curious

  7. Carchi Avatar

    Well, nice joke but d idea is quite popular, am xpectin more from her so i’l check out her book & get me 1. Wher can one get a copy? Tanx

    1. Emem Avatar
      Emem

      I got my copy in 2008. I dont think it’s still in stock u know how epileptic the publishing industry here is in Nigeria. I’ve been waiting for her second book for a long time i must confess. her articles are always fun to read. Well done, Stephanie ur blog is wonderful.

  8. Ndidi Avatar
    Ndidi

    This is so noble of u, stephanie. promoting someone else (even a friend) is not d norm in Nigeria. Eerybody is afraid someone else wants to take our shine and that is why we never move forward, but here u are promoting another woman! I read this blog everyday, and everytime I realise how special u are. God is impressed with u.

    1. jennietobbie Avatar
      jennietobbie

      Ndidi you had me with your comment. I honestly come here to overdose myself witth love. Such an inspiring lady. I mean…..a woman backing another woman up….Now, that’s MEAN!!!! LOL.

  9. choice Avatar
    choice

    Hahahahahaaaaa! Marriage subsidy. I really will need that book when its out.

  10. opeyemi Avatar
    opeyemi

    Dear future broda-in-law, datz d list. *wink*

    1. Tunde Avatar
      Tunde

      @Opeyemi, Ole! LOL!

  11. belynda O. Avatar
    belynda O.

    Thank u 4 diz, Steph d Great…wat more can I say? THIS IS IT. Bravo!!!!

  12. jennietobbie Avatar
    jennietobbie

    Im saying “happy amazoning” to myself…… 🙂

  13. jennietobbie Avatar
    jennietobbie

    ooops! 🙁 couldn’t find it 🙁 Where can I get the book?

  14. missy Avatar
    missy

    Where can we get the book. Can’t seem to find it online.

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